Move over Mindy McCready and John Daly's ex-wife I am jumping aboard the bump train too. That is right: I had an affair with Roger Clemens. Being a Red Sox fan I was always fascinated with the husky hurler. I watched him when he was a Yankee hurler. It pains me now O so much. He is now as appeasing as his shruken yoohoos...which he undoubtably has....believe me....
but to get to the serious points....why do these affairs matter?....these Roger Clemens stories should circle around his *cough* cough* alleged steroid use...I don't care if he had an affair....does it make me feel any differently about this guy...NO...he is already a liar and a farud and says he is righteous while all others are not....
well I am finally going to turn my back on Clemens....well for the last time since my affair with him...
~OneNonly...Important Affair with Clemens~
