OneAndOnlyStout

As we all might know, Bob Huggins fell on the airplane tarmac these past few days. Needless to say jokes a plenty were made about his past problems and judgements. I love to jest someone, but usually on milder, less serious topics. Alcohol abuse is a serious problem and we need to help anyone out there who is a recovering alcoholic. HuggieBear is one of those people. As far as I know, he is doing well staying away from any kind of alcohol. Therefore the jokes need to stop. I don't go prying around in your personal life and make fun of you for being formally overweight or a clepto, so you shouldn't make fun of people's mistakes. Everyone deserves a second chance in life. Even wealthy coaches.

 

~OneNonly...Sympathizer~

Move over Mindy McCready and John Daly's ex-wife I am jumping aboard the bump train too. That is right: I had an affair with Roger Clemens. Being a Red Sox fan I was always fascinated with the husky hurler. I watched him when he was a Yankee hurler. It pains me now O so much. He is now as appeasing as his shruken yoohoos...which he undoubtably has....believe me....

but to get to the serious points....why do these affairs matter?....these Roger Clemens stories should circle around his *cough* cough* alleged steroid use...I don't care if he had an affair....does it make me feel any differently about this guy...NO...he is already a liar and a farud and says he is righteous while all others are not....

well I am finally going to turn my back on Clemens....well for the last time since my affair with him...

 

~OneNonly...Important Affair with Clemens~

<p>First and Foremost I am not a Wizards or Cavaliers fan....</p>

<p>Secondly Brendan Haywoods' comments on "King" James were very warranted....anytime someone touches the fellow he does his best Tyler Hansbrough impersonation and flops around like a beached fish....enough is enough James....which leads me to his self-proclaimed nickname "King"....when the hell did you become King...I certainly don't remember you winning a championship...EVER....so shut your trap Princess....take your hits like all the other basketball players on the court....you aren't special...sure your 6'8'' big as a truck....but you ain't God resurrected or his gift to us lowly peasants...I am glad Cleveland and all the bandwagon James' fans have been brainwashed beyong control to back you up along the way....but i am one person not sipping the kool-aid....</p>

<p>the Wiz are right and you are wrong....don't like it?....Well heres your bottle Princess</p>

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<p>~OneNonly...Leader of the Coup'de'etat~</p>

Who is to blame for this relentless awful story to continue to be on the front pages? The media. Thats right: the childish media who loves to pit two groups against each other. This blood bath has now had WVU fans and UM fans verbally killing each other. I can't say two words without being called a backhills inbreed hillbilly. Also I can't stand watching my fellow mountaineer stoop so low to insult a program that hasn't hurt us directly in our history.

With that said...STOP IT!!!! Everyone please go to your corners. Why must we dabble in areas which we are so unfamiliar. The media and these omnipotent fans must quit having their "opinions" on a matter we don't understand. Unless you are a lawyer and understand the inner workings of this lawsuit just shut your trap.

~OneNonly....Super Stud~